Before we get to Wilbur Chocolates, I have to digress and return to Wolfgang Candy. Please understand that I purchased more candy at these places than one human can reasonably consume in a lifetime. When it comes to my lifelong love affair with sweets, reason has nothing to do with it.
Since I bought so much, it's going to take me a while to try it all. I've tried some losers (the Oyster Cracker Debacle) and my first true (and surprising) winner. This was a candy I almost didn't buy. I have learned that just because something involves peanut butter it is not necessarily good. I have had some HORRIBLE peanut butter concoctions and I believe there is a special place in culinary hell for those who so desecrate peanut butter.
So when I saw Wolfgang Candy's Peanut Butter Kisses, I was intrigued, yet skeptical.  The women (some really just girls) who worked here were great.  But super sales people, they were not.  I asked if the assortment I purchased included everything and they said yes.  Further interrogation (What about these?  And these?  Are these in there?  I am nothing if not obsessive) revealed it did not and there were more delicacies I had to purchase.  Ah, I should start a sales training program for the candy industry - sales would skyrocket.  Step One - Hire people who are excited about candy!  Wheee!
When the Peanut Butter Kisses caught my eye, I was suspicious.  The box has no description.  There is a window on the front through which you see the kisses wrapped in yellow wax paper.  No chocolate is involved and I have no idea why they are called kisses.  My questions began immediately - "What about these?  What are they like?  Are they gross?  Are they like those orange and black wax paper wrapped Halloween candies?  I hate those.  I mean I'll eat them eventually but only after all the good candy is gone. Are these good?  Should I try them?"  Okay, I was a little amped up on sugar.  I was running on a soft pretzel and four chocolate samples.
The girls - so young they were not really sure what I was talking about with the orange and black Halloween candy and probably have never been allowed to Trick or Treat lest they be killed by some manic - assured me that these were good.  That it was peanut butter wrapped in vanilla taffy.  An older employee said they were nothing like those horrible Halloween candies.  "What the hell?" I decided.  (Is "What the hell?" really a decision?) When will I be here again?  And I can eat seven of these babies for only 180 calories! 
Did I mention I drove to Pennsylvania from North Carolina?  (A good 7 hour car ride, 8 with returning 4th of July traffic) I ate my first Peanut Butter Kiss as I began my drive home.  Holy peanut butter, Candy Man!  These things are awesome!!!  The peanut butter is like real out-of-the-jar good, fresh peanut butter.  And the taffy is almost creamy.  The combination is genius!  There are 77 kisses in a box.  I bet I ate 45 on the way home.  I just polished off the last of them.  I wish I had more. 
Now I understand the name - if Peanut Butter could kiss you, this is how it would do it.  And let me just say that peanut butter can kiss me anytime!
Lesson - try new things.  Be open.  The Chocolate Covered Oyster Cracker may be bad, but the Peanut Butter kiss may rock your world!  And see things for yourself - I asked the girls what else I should try and they didn't suggest anything.  I would have missed out if I relied on them.  Explore the world on your own.  Listen to the advice of others, but keep your own counsel.  Your journey will be unlike anyone else's - follow your interests and your curiosity.  But above all - take the journey!  The candy store of life is open - where are you?
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